FEATURE: A HANDY WHO’S WHO GUIDE TO KENYAN POLITICS

Kenya’s Thief-in-Chief  

Mwai Kibaki.  This man stole the presidency in Kenya in 2007. At 76, he’s the world’s oldest notorious thief.

Traitor-in-Chief

Kenya ‘s Judas Iscariot Kalonzo Musyoka, the Democracy-traitor-in-Chief. He betrayed all democratic ideals and wiped off any hope of ever leading Kenya .

Liar-in-Chief 

The PNU spokesman, Dr Goebbels Alfred Mutua is the spinmeister of the bandit regime. He can answer any question. One of the most effective agents of disinformation.

Rattlesnake Me-Chuki.  

John Michuki.  This man is the most famous rigging mastermind in Kenya . Known for his ‘rattlesnake’ temper, he has a tongue that dates back from colonial administration. The shadow president of Kenya.

Look at his eyes, cunning and foxy. He is the power-behind-the-throne. HE is the shadow president of Kenya.

Compromised Church

Whereas Kenya boasts a probable Pope in Cardinal John Njue, the Church is in bed with the state. When Kibaki stole the presidency in 2007, the hitherto dependable church went mute. Now that the aftermath of that conspiracy of silence has manifested itself in full-blown ethnic wars, the church is crying faul. While Mungiki is hacking opposition supportes and the police gun down peaceful demonstrators, John Cardinal Njue has discovered that there is spiritual revival in silence. The church in Kenya  is complicit in state-sponsored theft and genocide of innocent civilians.
 

Warlord-in-Chief

Uhuru Kenyatta is Kibaki’s heir-apparent. He is using his wealth to bankroll Mungiki. He is Kenya ‘s warlord-in-chief. The drunken-looking son of Jomo is an astute student of master-rigger Daniel Moi.

Brains-for-thieves

Martha Njoka-turned-Martha Karua is the brains behind the throne. Take her off and Kibaki is exposed and vulnerable. She has presided over theft and erosion of Kenya ‘s judiciary. Arguably the most intelligent minister in Kenya ever, she dates a Catholic priest, Father Wamugunda.

George Saitoti

The Goldenberg tainted George Saitoti is presiding over police genocide in Kenya . Also a silent approval of Mungiki-led purge of the political scene, he hopes to succeed Kibaki by default. Saitoti lost the 2007 parliamentary seat but rigged himself in with the help of his brother using counterfeit ballots.
 

Police Commissioner

The Police Commissioner Ali is presiding over a police-sponsored genocide of innocent lives. A millitary man, he was made police commissioner in a surprising move. He should be charged with crimes against the Kenyan people.
 

Enemy of the people

The disgraced ECK Boss, Samwel Kivuitu carries the blood of innocent Kenyans everywhere on his cynical face. He is the coward-of-the-nation. He does not know who won the election, yet he handed over a certificate to the thief-in-chief.
 

Killers-for-Hire

Mungiki is a pro-Kibaki-government, primitive gang of goons who sniff snuff, behead their victims, forcefully and crudely circumcise men, perform female genital mutilation, drink the blood of their victims and kill-for…

Need we say more?

– Sent by David 

4 thoughts on “FEATURE: A HANDY WHO’S WHO GUIDE TO KENYAN POLITICS

  1. nyoremo

    Martha njoka seem to think she is a know it all she should brought to public court to answer question from the publics Martha will be responsible for ukabila in this country together with snake rattle john michuki.
    Nyoremo

  2. George Kerayi

    You Forgot to mention that our used to be respected finance minister has suddenly gone empty..

    He is perfectly convinced that there is enough peace and security for all Kenyans icluding all those leaving in IDP camps which include suffering Kyuks. Assuming that Kimunya has no feelings for all none Kyuks, did the minister witness rain soak a multitude of Kyuks in the the Kericho camp. Women and children including the sick sleeping in the cold and wet mattresses in virtually open Kericho grounds.

    For minister Kimunya, that is evidence of peace and tranquility. I am thoroughly embarrassed to be your kinsman Sir.

  3. Domnic

    People of kenya should be aware of the names mentioned above.
    Though kenyans tend to see him innocent,Kimunya is the most
    tribalist of all of them. He is agreat scheme whose intention is be
    the leader of kenya after Kibaki. The man sits with Kibaki kitchen
    cabinet and he is involved in all devilised scheme of mt.kenya mafia. Look at his ministry,everybody who matters is a kikuyu.
    He is the one who holds money for development of other areas of kenya even after the budget.The aim is to underdevelop other
    parts of kenya. This is same way kibaki underdeveloped other parts of kenya when he was minister of finance and planning.

    Most of kikuyu are talking big as the most enterprising tribe and yet during colonial period they were no better than other kenyans. They should agree that kenyatta and moi opened for them opportunity for bisiness while other kenyans had been denied. They also created majimbo in kikuyuland where nobody
    can attempt to business.
    For kikuyu to be accepted by other kenyans let them stop being secretive and accept to be equel with other kenyans.

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