From: collins odhiambo

You cannot defeat a Policeman!!!!!!!!!!!

Upon being stopped by a traffic officer on a fictitious driving violation, a Pastor sensing trouble, even when he knew he had committed no offense, yelled back: “I am a pastor not a wrong doer”

The officer replied: “Please, leave that pastor thing. In any case, if you are indeed a pastor, then you must have a Bible in your car. Bring it.” The Pastor speedily brought out his Bible to prove his honesty.

“Please read Matthew 5:25-26 to me.”

Incredulously, Pastor opened to the recommended passage and read: “Settle matters quickly with your adversary who is taking you to court. Do it while you are still with him on the way, or he may hand you over to a judge, and the judge may hand you over to the officer, and you may be thrown into prison. I tell you the truth; you will not get out until you have paid the last penny”

The perplexed man of God “QUIETLY” made an “offering” of some shillings to his newly found “preacher”.

The Officer collected his “kitu kidogo” and said to the pastor, “End of service go in peace and argue no more.”

Yes Afande!!