From: Elijah Kombo

I will be at the Hague come September and more importantly during the days of the hearings of the Ocampo Six. I intend to meet the six fellows who have be accused for crimes against humanity and human rights violations. I will have coffee with them and probably go site seeing before facing the bearded man.

We all know that Ocampo is almost failing to do his job. And if he fails to fix those who actually caused the violence, then he needs to tell us what steps he has taken to those who have caused hunger and famine in Somalia.

Just like a clever rabbit, i will scare the judges ‘My names are Kombo Elijah Ogaro Rakamba Mogire Jaduong Ondare, son of a prominent Kenyan born in 1975 and fought for independence from wazungus like you here keeping jobs to hear African cases. I am an Elected member of Parliament courtesy of the Kenya People. I am also the deputy Vice President of the Republic of Kenya courtesy of a duly elected Prime Minister of Kenya Raila Odinga. I hold a PhD courtesy of the University of Pittsburg. I am experienced in public finance and forensic auditing. I must add that this is the reason Ocampo has politicised the post election violence for reasons best know to him and his masters. I am ging for presidency to challenge Raila Odinga and that is why he and Ocampo have concocted evidence against me”.

“First before i introduce myself further, i don’t why i have to be dragged from Kenya to this court. I did nothing i can remember. I participated in a harambee to assist people purchase farm equipment. Its was not my job to know where they were going to use the items. I am shocked by these outrageous allegations’.

The submissions will go on and on……

I will be ready at the lobby to serve the G7 some chabazi na mandondo o condition that they must be adorned in caps with stripes of Kenyan flag. They must sing the national anthem with hand folded, mouth wide open and voices drowning in a flog style noise from a nearby swamp in Rionuti.

This time, i suspect the 21 MPs who accompanied Ocampo six during first hearing will walk away disappointed. Infact not so many of them will go. They have debts at KRA and therefore too broke to affrod a plane ticket to the Hague. I will rescue them to find cheap accommodation near the red street. Its cheap with full package. After-all why should they get off the Hague and hang out at Koinange street

I await that time, and i will be waiting at Den Hague where it will happen.

Kombo Elijah