Date: Wed, 17 Jun 2009 06:25:42 -0700 (PDT)
From: juliachumba2002@yahoo.com
Subject: Re: AFRICANS ARE ROYALTY

Haha,So what has grooming(Most likely the knife) done to the beauty queens living in the west? I am scared of beauties and handsomes because more often than not there character is the exact opposite.

Africans are the BEAUTIFULEST PEOPLE ON PLANET EARTH because true beauty is of the heart but a little enhancing won’t hurt. haha

Julia,
Cleveland

— On Wed, 6/17/09, Lee Makwiny rote:

From: Lee Makwiny
Subject: Re: Kenyans Voted ugliest in Africa!
Date: Wednesday, June 17, 2009, 5:37 AM

This things depend on the beauty of your prezy and the first lady.

If they are beautiful like the one who went for the beauty contest like Wipe, then the country will be number one. The people’s president will only move the lader up ten steps from the bottom. If this really matter, then we can vote Balala and i am sure we will be at top 3 in Africa. What do you think?

On Tue, Jun 16, 2009 at 4:42 PM, Rhoune Willis wrote:

THIS IS SIMPLY PROVOCATIVE, OUTRAGEOUS AND RIDICULOUS, CAN’T BELIEVE THIS! IT’S OUTRIGHT DEFAMATORY INNUENDO!

August 28, 2007
Kenyans voted ugliest in Africa

Posted by maik under Life
[17] Comments

http://kenyanexpressions.wordpress.com/2007/08/28/kenyans-voted-ugliest-in-africa/

Kenyans were last weekend voted the funniest looking people in Africa .

With 48 participating nations in the Annual Most Beautiful People of

Africa

Awards, held at the Gregor Theatre in Bloemfontein SA, Kenya took the

last position, dislodging Zambia and reclaiming the title it held in 2000.

It posted 7pts out of a possible 540. The top position was taken by Rwanda , followed by Cameroon and then Ethiopia as second runner up. The last three positions were Kenya at 48, Zambia at 47, then Gabon , at 46.

The judges said they gave their points based on presentation, physical appearance, grooming, communication and other areas. They say that Kikuyu women and Luo men pose the most weird features.

Read this:

”Women from the Kikuyu community have small legs, totally no figures, and a little exaggerated heads. They lack good behinds and those who have them look like inflated balloons. They are shaped like pyramids turned upside down. A big upper frame and an almost invisible lower bit.

Luo men on the other side have distorted facial features..say big lips and huge noses or should we call them knobs.

Kikuyu men are also un proportional, and most of them are stunted.

They walk leaning forward. Plus they have long rusty teeth.”

“Those from Kisii Districts are small people, the average Kenyan man will stop growing at 5?2?…5?4? tops.

Kisii men have mango shaped heads, and bowed legs, a feature also common in their Luhya counterparts.”

He goes on to describe Kalenjins as “Funny little pitch black emaciated fellows, raking in millions from the track. However long they’ll remain in Europe , their features never improve”.

“Nandis will have rounded foreheads and thin, long arms”. While

occupants at the coast province are said to have “Wide faces, almost like a widescreen telly, especially taitas, and durumas”

Luhyas are the most weird creatures on earth. Men have very big noses and big lips while their partners have big funny looking hips and legs like those of animals.

“Kenyans do not know the meaning of good grooming” The writer says. “The women hate their dark skins and opt for mercury bleaches which mess them up. The result: A scary (unpigmented) light face, black legs, and a black back”. As much as the Kenyan accent, of standard English is admired, “there’s too much mother tongue interference, common in Merus, Kisiis, and Kikuyus”. While Luos were pointed out to be suffering from chronic ‘braggartitis’.

Kind regards,

Sharonewetu

— On Tue, 6/16/09, Mathews wrote:

From: Mathews
Subject: To Omeras In the house —-HAHAHAH
Date: Tuesday, June 16, 2009, 5:01 AM

“JUST FOR LAUGHS” BUT IT HAPPENS

May all the Luos in the house stand up, including my good friend Obama!

Guest: Excuse me sir; may I have your contact no.
Luo: Which one; Landline, Safaricom, Zain, Telkom wireless or Orange?

Guest: Safaricom Sir

Luo: Office or Home?

Guest: Home

Luo: The one in Black Berry, Samsung, Siemens, Motorola, Nokia or Sony Erickson?

Guest: Any will do for me sir

Luo: You are ok with Nokia!

Guest: Yes Sir.

Luo: Nokia Twin Sim or Single Sim?

Guest: Any will do for me sir

Luo: You are ok with Twin Sim!
Guest: Yes Sir.

A Luo: Post paid or Pre-Paid?

Guest: Sir you better just give me your email… ehh

Luo: No problem my dear; now which one do you prefer; yahoo.com , gmail, . co.ke , or .co.uk?

Guest: Sir lets stop it there, I’ll always come to see you whenever I need your attention.

Luo: You are at Liberty my dear to choose how you contact me; but will you be coming to my office, residence or in the restaurant?

Guest: Eiiishh Yawa Bye………….
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