By Agwanda Saye
Lamu Town Clerk and Nyando Parliamentary aspirant Lumumba Ouya recently hit the constituency in style flying in two helicopters as he marshals support for his elections.
The choppers which caught the sleepy rice and cane farming constituency with surprise touched down at Karanda Primary School before heading to Ombaka School where he conducted a funds drive.
Many villagers gaped with ewe as Ouya alighted in the company of his heavily bodied bodyguards who were in the other chopper.
Villagers were surprised with the flamboyancy of Ouya and straight away vowed that they were going to elect him.
“You have done to us what has never been to us and we have seen what we have never seen” women ululated as they sing around him.
Ouya promised the constituents milk and honey reminding them the constituency is one term affair and this should be applied during the forthcoming general elections and they should change it during his term.
“Everybody has gone for one term, please make it two for me the cheeky and humorous Ouya pleaded with the electorates who assured him that they will exactly do that.
Agwanda Saye we don’t want sycophant, what has two helicopters have to do with the problems the Nyando constituency is facing, KO,Ouya osegonyi to cham mos” are they going to solve the problems. Limumba Ouya is a sell out and has never reached the ballot box since he started eying the seat. Wait at the last minute, he will add those expenses and use them for bargain to be refunded by a candidate who he thinks is going to win the seat, moreover those helicopters belongs to land minister who he normally hijacked on his way to Kisumu to fly his muddy Kabonyo home. If he can hire a helicopter why can’t he repairs his junky Pajero which keep on breaking with him on his way home or buy a vehicle of his status instead of renting the vehicles. He also need to put his act together since chapter 6 of integrity will not clear him, places he has worked in, those councils are crippled including Lamu, he is involved in land scandal which will soon come to light as the land minister is using him and will not protect him when the scandals will be earthed, therefore he needs to be careful. Otherwise Nyando people needs a leader who can solve their problems not because somebody comes home in helicopter or Range Rove should elected leader, remember not every men with penis can impregnate a woman, their are those that their penis can’t, those can’t stand but produce the weak spum and which can’t break the eggs, therefore MP Ouya falls on the latter. Hoever, i live to advice that I would rather elect a boda boda person as my MP since he/she knows the problem of common people of Nyando.
I totally agree with Otondi. Nyando is not for sale and we don’t elect people because they are able to hire two helicopters. Nyangande Primary School is a few steps from Ouyas home yet the school lacks most of facilities. Can Ouya explain to us what he has done for Nyando people to warrant his election?
Out-goes OUTA – In-comes OUYA.
Ouya can’t even a ford to hire a helicopter, this normally coincides by the time the land minister is going to Kisumu, and he takes an advantage to use the copter to fly around so that he could be seen as a powerful man. Mr. Ouya Nyando people has gone beyond that, what they need is your policy, may be people from Kabonyo can fall into your tactics. If we can’t get any candidate we’re better off with Outa eve though, he is a big liability with the current of parliament where MP are just going to be lawmakers.
I think every one has a right to choose which candidate to support.
we need maturity as we discuss the candidates that have presented themselves for election, word choice is important, hate speech?. Otondi seems to know Ouya a lot including his capital value. one thing i know is that between, Outa and Ouya ill take Ouya. At leased i know a number of kids that Ouya is supporting their education.