From: Maurice Oduor

Heheheheheheheheheeeee !!!!!!

Evans, this made me chuckle and reminded me of a trick one teacher played on us in Primary School once.

It was PE time and everyone was asked to line up. 2 people in class were then chosen as opposing team Captains, call them Captain A and Captain B. Captain A was given the opportunity to choose all his 11 players first and the remaining people would automatically be in the other team. Captain B was thus not given a chance to choose anyone but was to get stuck with whoever the Captain A did not want. It seemed like a very unfair process for Captain B. However, the teacher emphasized that Captain A should try to form a balanced team so that both teams would be approximately of equal strength. But Captain A chose all the best players for his side and left the rest for Captain B. The teacher then asked him if he thought the 2 teams were now of approximate equal strength. He said yes. Then the teacher told him that he would now captain the group that he did not pick and Captain B would capatain the group Captain A chose.

Suddenly, Captain A started complaining that it was unfair for him to captain a very weak team when all the best players were on the other side !!!! Poor Captain A.

Courage

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On Mon, Dec 24, 2012 at 11:50 AM, Evans MACHERA wrote:

Laughing kiosk

One afternoon a husband arrived
home with sad news for his wife.

HUSBAND: Wife, I just received a call,
mother (mama) passed away. Shall
we go to town and get some
necessities for the funeral? Please
write a list and then we can go.

WIFE: A list won’t be necessary, we’ll
just get 2cabbages & 2 liters of
… cooking oil.

HUSBAND: Is it going to
be enough?

WIFE: No need to waste
money, of course its going to be
enough!

(They left for town and
after getting two cabbages and 2
litres of cooking oil), the husband
asked his wife again if that was all.
She emphasized the issue of not
wasting money on the funeral. They
then hit the road towards the village
and where the road branches to
different villages, the husband
driving, took a turn to his wife’s
home.)

WIFE: Where are we going,? I
thought you said we are going to
the funeral, your mother passed
away.

HUSBAND: Yes we are; its
YOUR mother who passed away.

WIFE (shocked & crying): But that
grocery is not enough! Lets go back
and get some more stuff!

HUSBAND:
NO! I asked you over and over if it
was all that was needed and you
said “yes”; so we are not going back!

Moral of the story: Whatever that
you want done to you, do it to
others as well.

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