Date: Thu, 10 Apr 2008 16:01:13 -0400
From: Dan Orao
Public memo from WASUNGU governments
to: Mr. Kbaki, Mr. odinga and followers
You MUST IMPLEMENT Kofi Annan’s power sharing agreement (FULLY) to the letter and to the spirit of the agreement. Failure to implement this agreement will result in the following consequences:
* Kenya will fall apart and their will be NO government at all
* You will lose salaries, benefits and the privileges you are enjoying now
* You will lose titles like ‘Honorable’ or ‘Mweshimiwa’ which are very dear to you
* You will live like ordinary Kenyans
* You will take matatu to work and eat Sukuma wiki like wanainchi
* Ordinary Kenyans and IDPS will move into your gated communities
* You will have nowhere to hide when this country falls apart
*If you are planning on coming to Wasungu Land:*
** You will NOT be able to travel to our countries
** Your immediate family members will not be able to travel to our countries
** Your money and other assets in our banks will be frozen
** Your current government will not get foreign aid from our governments
** Your names will be publicly posted on a restricted travel list for the world to see
If you have any questions, please, don’t call us. We will call you after you have come to your senses and formed a functional government for the people of Kenya.
Sincerely,
United States, Great Britain, Canada , the EEU Community and the world community
Oh yes, upon receiving this memo I can hear the hardliners, soft liners, PNU and ODM characters in this government who don’t want lose jobs in the power sharing regime saying:
– Kenya is a sovereign state
– Kenya has a constitution that we must follow, even if the country is falling apart.
– Kenya’s ruling class does not take orders from Wasungus on how to run their government
– Kenya is not a colony of these Wasungu governments
– Kenya is self sufficient and doesn’t rely on foreign aid for development
– Kenya is not failed a African state
– Kenya is better off than Somalia and Zimbabwe
– Kenya’s economy is doing well.. Safaricom IPOs recently went public
– Kenya has animals and game parks and Wasungu government don’t
– Kenya’s slums are better than your slums
* If WASUNGUS don’t want us to come and trade, we will now deal with our African brethren: *
*** We will trade with Sudan. They have oil and a good civil war going
*** We will trade with Somalia. They have good piracy business in the Indian Ocean
*** We will trade with the Republic of Congo. They have minerals and a good civil war going on
*** We will trade with Zimbabwe, a country with single billion dollar denomination
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* On serious note, the leaders and the politicians of this country will not implement the Anan’s negotiated power sharing government without the pressure from the overtly hated but privately loved Wasungu governments by this ruling class crowd. *MARK MY WORDS*,the new Cabinet will be immediately formed the day* after* these Wasungu governments issue the ultimatum that I have pointed out in tang and cheek in this article. Those who are now advocating for new election may want to think again!. what will new election bring?. Regardless of when these elections are held in this country, the voters will still vote for their tribal leaders and tribal parties. The survival of this KENYA and this government depend on what these *Wasungu governments can do to pressure this ruling class to come to an agreement of power sharing as was stipulated in Kofi Annan’s cease fire negotiation.
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Dan Orao
CEO
Great Lakes Card Service
& Financial Management
(P) 616-456-5701
(F) 616-456-5704
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Subject: PLEASE, WASUNGU SAVE KENYA!