Good people,

According to – The Ultimate and Great Guide, Land anywhere, Central Park, anywhere. No one will care or indeed even notice. Surviving: get a job as a cabdriver immediately. A cabdriver’s job is to drive people anywhere they want to go in big yellow machines called taxis. Don’t worry if you don’t know how the machines works and you can’t speak the language, don’t understand the geography or indeed the basic physics of the area, and have large green antennae growing out of your head. Believe me, this is the best way of staying inconspicuous.

If your body is really weird, try showing it to people in the streets for money. Amphibians life forms from any of the worlds in the Swulling, Noxions, or Nausalia systems will particularly enjoy the East River, which is said to be richer in those lovely life-giving nutrients that the finest and most virulent laboratory slime yet achieved.

Having fun: this is the big section. It is impossible to have more fun without electrocuting your pleasure center…

…and Papa Likondi would be a perfect example of an alien.

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Best Regards,
./Muita Wangoko

…always synchronised
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