From: cristinanampu@ . . .

Raleigh, North Carolina – Chairman of Placenta Party of Kenya Quincy Timberlake was on Friday released by the Principal Magistrate Ndwiga after humiliating Immigration officials in fresh investigation into his nationality. He was acquitted of being in Kenya illegally.

“This is the beginning of the end of my political detractors and everybody who wanted to discard our marriage, they tried to use cocaine in suit cases and it failed, they tried to use deportation through immigration and it failed and they’ve remained with Finger of God case as a cult case and it shall fail on Nov 4th” He warned.

Immigration officials claimed they arrested him at Comarock on April 1 but Timberlake was picked up from their Runda home and driven to Nyayo House, the Immigration Department headquarters, for questioning, not Comarock.

It was also discovered that members of the church who followed him there said the officials later drove out of Nyayo House with Timberlake to an unconfirmed destination which was known court through his lawyer that the destination was Limuru which is against the law.

The lawyer wanted to know why both Esther and Timberlake were driven towards Limuru but the Immigration prosecutor Mwangagi said that these were orders from “above”.

In an affidavit filed by the investigating officer Alphonce Lumosi, Timberlake by then was suspected to be a foreigner holding a Kenyan identity illegally. Now the court discovered that Timberlake is a Kenyan and the judge declared that he won’t be deported as he’s a Kenyan natural born citizen.

Timberlake has now vowed to attack back painfully and warned that anybody who stood his way and caused him degradation, emotional, physical pain and psychological damages must pay back too.

He also warned of a cartel in the media industry who were being used by the “above” senior officers in government not to air his news on TV and newspapers that their days were numbered as he got all their phone communications and video clips at hand through his powerful invincible security network, Plashinet.

Immigration prosecutor Mwangangi admitted that Timberlake was a Kenyan only he held two Kenyan passports and a forged South African passport. He also insisted that court establish where Timberlake was getting his finances from.

Timberlake remained tough to the immigration agents during court procession and vowed not to be pressed again in Kenya’s history. He told them off that they wanted him pinned down because of his wife Esther Timberlake who their boss wanted. He also threatened to sue their boss next.

This was the toughest battle Timberlake met in court and now he’s proved Kenyans he belongs to this land. He dared the government to factorise more charges and bring them to court.

He even warned Raila that he was going for him after doing enough damages to him and his wife Esther in the past year.

He also warned PM Odinga to stop interfering with his media conferences by phoning the anchors sympathetic to him not to air any news from Placenta Party by threats of sack the way he kicked out political analyst Mutahi Ngunyi.

Timberlake now vowed to officially apply for his American, Canadian and British passports which temporarily cancelled.

He owns several businesses abroad and was unable to go due to these numerous uncouth court battles cooked by his foes, thanks to his secretly organized invincible Plashinet intelligence.

Results from his servants, Timberlake has now forwarded 31 critical video clips and phone recordings to KACC, Kenya Police, CID, his attorneys and NSIS.

Reports are some have reached judges for deep research and study for preparation of court battles that have never been seen before in this country. PM Odinga is one of Timberlake’s preys in these court battles and he must explain why he ordered the illegal arrests of Finger of God members and why he keeps on calling the media through his office not to air any news from him and the Placenta Party as heard from the tapes.

Timberlake also warns any media house who stood against him that it was his time now. He warned that he was going to humiliate media houses that publised wrong and damaging information that were not since he got all the print cut-outs. He demands Ksh 50M per house that shall be mentioned during this battle.

“It seems that only friendly media houses shall survive my scathing court attacks which I will do anything positively under the law to ensure that they pay me for damages.” He told Reuters.

” I will defeat them one by one and bring them to Kenyan eyes and they’ll explain how much they received to to defame me and my wife Esther but only my friendly media houses shall escape this scorching knife.” He said.

The Placenta Party chairman said the recent constitutional referendum was a rehearsal for his presidential race and he was ready for Raila Odinga since he declared to work William Ruto.

“We knew our destiny right at the referendum. A clever man kills three birds with one stone,” Timberlake said.

“My hands are clean. They began with the money purported to be imported from cult charges and they failed. I am innocent and even if I am not, how come people have cases in courts, including the government itself including the immigration of whom I have 31 video clips from them receiving bribes from passport and foreign work permit seekers?”

Has Immigration minister Otieno Kajwang’ explained how he handed work permits to the Mormons? I got the video clips on that and it’s with KACC to be stored by Lumumba until I unearth it for battles in court.

Asked about Hon Ruto, Timberlake said: “Mr Ruto will not be grounded by suspension from cabinet and this is the man to work between now and 2012 whether we like it or not.”He added. “Ruto is our king maker and we’re united with Kalenjins and that means all Luos are not kinged by Raila? We’re tired of him and we want him out of Nyanza too.”

He cited the motion of censure by Ikolomani MP Boni Khalwale and investigations over the maize scandal as some of the plots by his rivals to destroy his political career. He also promised to merry publicly come Monday when Khalwale will now finally go home after loosing court petition to Benard Shinyalu.

“It is him who begun humiliating me in parliament, he should leave Ikolomani seat which he’s been occupying illegally”. He said.

Timberlake was also fined Ksh 40,000 or 4 months in court for having a forged South African passport.

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