From: Paul Nyandoto
Guys,
Hell is just intermediary place where discipline takes place before you are taken to heaven. Which God would like his creation to burn forever?. Christianity and Islam says Hell is a fiery and painful, inflicting guilt and suffering. I say Hell is a cold gloomy and just a stage to paradise you have to pass if you were a little crazy on earth before you go to heaven . The only permanent inhabitants of Hell are Demons not human beings, do you get it?. The old description of Hell is not worthy nowadays since on earth here some people do go almost the same suffering. Have you forgotten the petrol Tank which burnt people, the sufferings in slums, the poverty in Africa. HELL= INTERMEDIARY STAGE. In Hell you are also given chances to finish the unfinished business you had on earth here before your death; let say you were hit by a bus before you finished smoking your marijuana, you get there another chance to realise whether smoking was bad or good.
Paul Nyandoto.
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And here I thought I was the brightest guy alive!
This has made my day!!!
Kuria-Mwangi wrote:
From Rachel Oduka; Jaluo Very English
THE STUDENT WHO RECEIVED THE ONLY “A+”
Did The Professor Have A Choice…?
The following is an actual question given on a University of Nairobi
chemistry mid-term.
The answer by one student was so “profound” that the professor shared it
with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have
the pleasure of enjoying it as well:
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic
(absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law
(gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some
variant.
P1V1 = P2V2
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we
need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate
at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a
soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let’s look at the different
religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state
that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell.
Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not
belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to
Hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of
souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of
change of the volume in Hell because Boyle’s Law states that in order
for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of
Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls
enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase
until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in
Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes
over. So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Julie during my Freshman year
that, “It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,” and take
into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two
must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already
frozen over.
The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it
follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore,
extinct……leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a
divine being which explains why, last night, Julie kept shouting Oh my
God.”
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY “A+”
http://racheloduka.blogspot.com/2010/07/did-professor-have-choice.html
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